The Lost
& Found
Things that went missing somewhere else and turned up here. Every one is written down.
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0112 Tote bag, canvas Bags Unclaimed
Tote bag, canvas, left on the 11:40 train. Inside is a grocery list in your handwriting, for groceries you haven't bought yet. Eggs are underlined twice.
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0457 Receipt for one coffee Receipts On hold
Handed in by a cashier in Lisbon: a receipt for one coffee, paid in full, dated next Thursday. She says the customer tipped well and told her not to worry about it.
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0093 Ring of fourteen keys Objects Unclaimed
Every key on this ring opens a door in the same apartment. The apartment has one door. We have tried all fourteen keys, and every one of them works.
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0731 Sunglasses, tortoiseshell Accessories On loan
Sunglasses, tortoiseshell, found folded on a park bench at noon. Through them the light looks like late afternoon in September. Two people on staff borrow them on Mondays.
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0388 Postcard in a cookbook Documents Unclaimed
Inside a library copy of a cookbook we found a postcard addressed to whoever is reading it. It says the soup on page 112 needs more salt, and it hopes you are well.
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0419 Graphic T-shirt, black Clothing Returned
Graphic T-shirt, black, size M, found folded on the front desk with the tag still on. It has been claimed eleven times. By morning it is always back on the desk, folded the same way.
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0560 Voicemail, forty seconds Audio Unclaimed
Nobody has claimed the voicemail. It is forty seconds of someone's kitchen: a kettle, a radio, a person humming a song nobody here can name. We play it when the desk gets quiet.
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0802 Radio, one station Signals On hold
A radio in the back office picks up one station after midnight. It reads the weather for a city we can't find on any map. Light rain, clearing by morning. So far it has been right about ours, too.
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0019 Lunch break, forty minutes Time Unclaimed
Lunch break, forty minutes, misplaced by someone on the fourth floor of an office in 2019. Recovered intact. If it's yours, describe the sandwich and the window seat and you can have it back.
Read down the margins
The red margin spells one word. The shelf column spells the other.
Get the next entry by post
Leave a forwarding address and the desk writes when a new record is filed.