Universe Lost & Found · Desk logbook

The Lost
& Found

Things that went missing somewhere else and turned up here. Every one is written down.

  1. 0112 Tote bag, canvas Bags Unclaimed

    Tote bag, canvas, left on the 11:40 train. Inside is a grocery list in your handwriting, for groceries you haven't bought yet. Eggs are underlined twice.

    Found: 11:40 train, car 3 · 14 Mar

  2. 0457 Receipt for one coffee Receipts On hold

    Handed in by a cashier in Lisbon: a receipt for one coffee, paid in full, dated next Thursday. She says the customer tipped well and told her not to worry about it.

    Found: Cafe, Lisbon · Next Thursday

  3. 0093 Ring of fourteen keys Objects Unclaimed

    Every key on this ring opens a door in the same apartment. The apartment has one door. We have tried all fourteen keys, and every one of them works.

    Found: Front desk · Unknown

  4. 0731 Sunglasses, tortoiseshell Accessories On loan

    Sunglasses, tortoiseshell, found folded on a park bench at noon. Through them the light looks like late afternoon in September. Two people on staff borrow them on Mondays.

    Found: Park bench · 2 Sep

  5. 0388 Postcard in a cookbook Documents Unclaimed

    Inside a library copy of a cookbook we found a postcard addressed to whoever is reading it. It says the soup on page 112 needs more salt, and it hopes you are well.

    Found: City library · Postmark smudged

  6. 0419 Graphic T-shirt, black Clothing Returned

    Graphic T-shirt, black, size M, found folded on the front desk with the tag still on. It has been claimed eleven times. By morning it is always back on the desk, folded the same way.

    Found: Front desk · Most mornings

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  7. 0560 Voicemail, forty seconds Audio Unclaimed

    Nobody has claimed the voicemail. It is forty seconds of someone's kitchen: a kettle, a radio, a person humming a song nobody here can name. We play it when the desk gets quiet.

    Found: Voicemail box 7 · Unknown

  8. 0802 Radio, one station Signals On hold

    A radio in the back office picks up one station after midnight. It reads the weather for a city we can't find on any map. Light rain, clearing by morning. So far it has been right about ours, too.

    Found: Back office · Nightly

  9. 0019 Lunch break, forty minutes Time Unclaimed

    Lunch break, forty minutes, misplaced by someone on the fourth floor of an office in 2019. Recovered intact. If it's yours, describe the sandwich and the window seat and you can have it back.

    Found: Office, 4th floor · 2019

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